Google tells you Hobbit meal times. SCORE 101
THE BOAR HAS REPRODUCED SCORE 122
What is it, that you do here? SCORE 94
Cinderella SCORE 64
I take them all. SCORE 136
Next time on Project Runway… SCORE 154
I bought her the ice cream, obviously. SCORE 93
The rock hewn temple on Mt. Kailasa in Tibet SCORE 90
Zuck’d SCORE 78
Joyous Easter SCORE 48
Thank you son i love you SCORE 98
Dog SCORE 81
Baby Shower SCORE 111
Genius you say? SCORE 113
When you send a good joke on Messenger SCORE 81
You mess with my cats, you mess with me. SCORE 81
I has a box! SCORE 62
Who wants to live forever? SCORE 66
Friggin Grandma SCORE 58
I guess we’re done here, then? SCORE 41
RIP In Peace SCORE 74
Sad that this is true SCORE 173
Took pot brownies to work today. HR loved it. SCORE 127
Ouch SCORE 129
Mom Said It Is My Turn On The Xbox SCORE 75
His hoard is thousands of rubber steaks. SCORE 115
My boyfriend is selling his truck on OfferUp and this kid asked him if he could pay to borrow it for his prom night. I thought it was adorable. SCORE 103
So inspirational… SCORE 95
This is not the place for such things… SCORE 45
The economy is doing great! SCORE 58
Not again! SCORE 70
These are their stories *clap clap clap clap* SCORE 101