Every time I spend the night at my girlfriend’s… SCORE 187
Where they are now… SCORE 30
After graduating top of my class SCORE 214
That’s a striking resemblance. SCORE 310
Your are better at Dying! SCORE 18
Canceling plans. SCORE 222
You are so cute… SCORE 335
Oh Google. SCORE 224
My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. SCORE 191
Society’s ugly SCORE 21
How are you feeling today? SCORE 64
Exactly. SCORE 170
Every time. SCORE 294
Basically. SCORE 171
I hate clothing tags. SCORE 171
If Nicki Minaj and Lil Wayne were both drowning… SCORE 265
I got 99 problems. SCORE 172
Applied Theoretical Physics SCORE 4
The world’s quietest room. SCORE 384
Just a puppy. SCORE 148
This is the Skycycle, a ride in Japan that is pedal powered. SCORE 283
Surprise me. SCORE 134
The Times Photoshoot. SCORE 282
My heart just melted. SCORE 82
Ohhhh! So THAT’s how it works! SCORE 406
STAR TREK HELP ME! SCORE 5
Mom was right about a lot of things. SCORE 229
There’s no food left in the house SCORE 116
You stand no chance! SCORE 162
I don’t even know… SCORE -54
The necklace I bought at an Imagine Dragons concert…Very Original Design. SCORE 14
Returned… SCORE 14
