We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
I never run with scissors. SCORE 174
When boys… SCORE 3
Princess Darth Vader. SCORE 288
Rethink your drink. SCORE 152
How I cook pizza at home. SCORE 226
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 145
I used to be a people person… SCORE 130
New books. SCORE 200
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
Ladies… SCORE 173
Seems legit. SCORE 150
Oh children SCORE 11
Friends. SCORE 213
Your math teacher is a liar. SCORE 176
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 194
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
Daryl on an actual zombie apocalypse. SCORE 196
I hate that feeling. SCORE 223
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
Please be troll. SCORE 194
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
Root beer, squared. SCORE 311
Surely Im not the only one.. SCORE 174
The tragedy of Africa. SCORE 155
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252
I love you. SCORE 20
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -260
