all penguins are criminals SCORE 28
it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 21
at least there are cats SCORE 20
chef boyardee on wheels SCORE 14
dog begging for boiling water SCORE 26
zebra drawn chariot SCORE 20
started making it, had a breakdown SCORE 30
you don’t accidentally grow a chicken dinosaur SCORE 29
keeps missing scene SCORE 30
when life imitates art SCORE 24
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
rats love tiny cars SCORE 39
overthinking your overthinking SCORE 20
pupils dilate SCORE 43
sleeps on arm SCORE 16
the hobbit generation SCORE 36
species and age, please SCORE 40
eat more ice cream for breakfast SCORE 27
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
we have one useful hand SCORE 22
pluto is bruised because of us SCORE 31
alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 11
you’re not an alpha male SCORE 40
dog wood trees SCORE 26
only feathers SCORE 9
roger roger SCORE 14
blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8
this is what i mean SCORE 41
it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 42
my voice is the worst SCORE 34
beavers hate water SCORE 35
not your average gastropub SCORE 18
