Things to do when you’re stuck at the airport. SCORE 482
Awesome mom is awesome. SCORE 349
Daddy, how was I born? SCORE 968
A story about Fiona. SCORE 831
I am responsible for what I say… SCORE 507
Bill and Hillary. SCORE 613
Caterpillar mustache. SCORE 126
Throwing stars are overrated. SCORE 185
4/21. SCORE 617
Do want. SCORE 1043
Marathon. SCORE 2146
Can’t be unseen. SCORE 291
No shame. SCORE 1167
How to get more coments. SCORE 957
But today I’m only going to eat two slices… SCORE 434
I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 449
Hipster Pocahontas. SCORE 783
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1716
Har har har. SCORE 411
Dear 90’s kids, SCORE 559
1st rule of buddy system? SCORE 246
A wild homework appeared! SCORE 425
I’m Abraham Lincoln! SCORE 227
Ghetto swimming pool. SCORE 244
Content of women’s magazines. SCORE 466
If you can’t find it in 3 minutes… SCORE 771
How to crush childhoods. SCORE 1013
Wake-up call. SCORE 1175
Meanwhile, in London. SCORE 753
Heard you’re pregnant… SCORE 291
If it’s still in your mind… SCORE 946
OMG mom, call MTV! SCORE 751
