Same thing… SCORE 21
Howling lessons SCORE 9
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Going home for vacation SCORE 14
Accurate. SCORE 146
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
2pactopus SCORE 113
The power of barking SCORE 18
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Now kiss… SCORE 115
At my funeral. SCORE 218
Cats are jerks. SCORE 157
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Trollololo! SCORE 151
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 240
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20
Light vs. darkness. SCORE 255
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Goats are jerks. SCORE 114
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
The Twortle SCORE 142