Shield activated! SCORE 107
We’re looking for an Asian actor. SCORE 129
No ink? SCORE 139
In case of love. SCORE 120
To judge a man by his weakest link… SCORE 164
Tetris problems. SCORE 206
Poor Mitt. SCORE 91
Vulgarity is no substitute for wit. SCORE 414
Sad. SCORE 213
So this is boxing day. SCORE 141
I need this. SCORE 174
Someone hold me back. SCORE 340
Om nom nom. SCORE 134
Attempted noms. SCORE 147
If “Taken” happened to me. SCORE 168
The adventures of Santa Claus. SCORE -36
This new ride at Disney Land looks awesome. SCORE 66
Leafy greens? SCORE 86
Why I can’t watch Breaking Bad. SCORE 271
Happy New Year! SCORE 164
Tipping etiquette around the world. SCORE 100
Talking to dad. SCORE 300
Accurate. SCORE 170
Askhole. SCORE 101
The dentist is overrated. SCORE 163
Modern day Mona Lisa. SCORE 53
Help me Obi Wan Kanobi you’re my only hope. SCORE 142
Every time I get my hair cut. SCORE 138
5 uses for a trembling chihuahua. SCORE 121
Hating people takes too much energy. SCORE 137
People who put lyrics as their status. SCORE 271
Scumbag pigeons. SCORE 171