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Not+even+once.
SCORE 14
The+ideal+customer.
The ideal customer. SCORE 13
Hunting+season+is+coming%26%238230%3B
Hunting season is coming… SCORE 20
Suppose+it%26%238217%3Bs+a+win%2C+at+any+rate.
Suppose it’s a win, at any rate. SCORE 28
I+could+work+from+home+here%26%238230%3B
I could work from home here… SCORE 21
Thank+me+for+my+service%26%238230%3B
Thank me for my service… SCORE 23
The+rovers+are+bipeds%2C+also.
The rovers are bipeds, also. SCORE 25
You+know+you%26%238217%3Bre+ice+fishing+when%26%238230%3B
You know you’re ice fishing when… SCORE 17
Grandma+is+not+concerned+with+your+type-2.
Grandma is not concerned with your type-2. SCORE 13
I+could+hang+this+on+my+wall.
I could hang this on my wall. SCORE 11
Friggan+Kevin%26%238217%3Bs%2C+anyway.
Friggan Kevin’s, anyway. SCORE 23
Giving+mass+to+data.
Giving mass to data. SCORE 25
Coming+at+ya%2C+lil+guy.
Coming at ya, lil guy. SCORE 23
He+plots+your+demise%26%238230%3B
He plots your demise… SCORE 19
I+could+jump+onboard+this+train.
I could jump onboard this train. SCORE 21
When+MENSA+people+date%26%238230%3B
When MENSA people date… SCORE 31
The+eye+of+the+hurricane%2C+as+it+were.
The eye of the hurricane, as it were. SCORE 26
Hug+Satan.
Hug Satan. SCORE 19
Which+way+did+the+other+LARPers+go%3F
Which way did the other LARPers go? SCORE 5
Well%2C+yes%2C+dammit.
Well, yes, dammit. SCORE 23
Good+Boy+Xing
Good Boy Xing SCORE 30
Oh%26%238230%3B+wait+a+minute.
Oh… wait a minute. SCORE 20
It+will+be+a+classic+ballad.
It will be a classic ballad. SCORE 23
Book%26%238217%3Bem+Danno.
Book’em Danno. SCORE 19
Level+up+your+music+game%2C+homies.
Level up your music game, homies. SCORE 25
Watching%2C+always+watching%26%238230%3B
Watching, always watching… SCORE 25
I+can+count%21
I can count! SCORE 16
And+don%26%238217%3Bt+you+dare+forget+the+guac.
And don’t you dare forget the guac. SCORE 23
This+is+what+it%26%238217%3Bs+like+when+boomer+attac.
This is what it’s like when boomer attac. SCORE 28
At+least+the+gato+is+comfortable.
At least the gato is comfortable. SCORE 17
You+have+done+me+a+huge+disservice%2C+sir.
You have done me a huge disservice, sir. SCORE 18
Honk+me+a+sammich+please.
Honk me a sammich please. SCORE 23
Slytherins%26%238230%3B+amiright%3F
Slytherins… amiright? SCORE 30
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