Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 36
Problem solved SCORE 34
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
easy money SCORE 29
Happy little trees SCORE 50
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 40
Same… SCORE 53
Stress relief SCORE 45
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
The obvious answer SCORE 26
Eyes don’t lie SCORE 35
It’s my super power SCORE 44
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
Plot twist! SCORE 42
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
It’s for your own good SCORE 25
Jinkies! SCORE 63
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
I swear it was the elephants for real this time SCORE 31
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 55
Good boi summer SCORE 75
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 39
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
