The realization that you are at the vet… SCORE 235
Captain cat sparrow. SCORE 16
Hotel room in Bora Bora SCORE 226
On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was SCORE 21
Brace yourselves. Halloween is coming. SCORE 139
The sad truth about minimum wage. SCORE 329
How I feel about government. SCORE 327
Join the dock side SCORE 187
Walking on quicksand SCORE 15
It’s something satisfying about this SCORE 18
America lately. SCORE 171
This is my jam SCORE 184
Adorable SCORE 424
The switch SCORE 258
Do a barrel roll. SCORE 141
Just Maru SCORE 128
Ahh bedtime. SCORE 251
Every man is born an original. SCORE 239
Make-up. That’s it. SCORE 19
Forever bonfire SCORE 10
What keeps me up at night SCORE 190
An albino raven SCORE 15
Late Excuses. SCORE 21
You can never be too safe. SCORE 163
Lemon-aid. SCORE 150
Abort mission! SCORE 154
Science. SCORE 278
Nostalgia. SCORE 13
Groom thinks he’s about to bungee jump on his bachelor party SCORE 295
My puppy makes an adorable pope, for Halloween. SCORE 11
Everyone Has Flaws SCORE 359
Scumbag uterus. SCORE 269
