Things that have never, ever been said. SCORE 157
Go fishing with dad they said. “It will be fun” they said… SCORE 136
Well this is depressing. SCORE 4
Anyone else? SCORE 144
Germans. SCORE 3
The Perfect Gift SCORE 188
After going to the gym 3 days in a row. SCORE 91
Trying to teach my kids how the thermostat works. SCORE 127
When you see it. SCORE 5
The most non-offensive Christmas card. SCORE 9
For Lease Navidad SCORE 13
Time. SCORE 133
Harry has great taste in music. SCORE 102
Sir, may I trouble you for some pets? SCORE 11
Claus Enough SCORE 7
True mark of adulthood. SCORE 190
All you need to know about America… SCORE 155
The Hobbit. SCORE 202
Frosty the realistic snowman. SCORE 12
The shinbone. SCORE 94
The evolution of light sabers. SCORE 11
Dat feel. SCORE 156
Colbert: NASA has found methane on Mars SCORE 149
This and that SCORE 11
First kisses are always terrible. SCORE 116
Favorite shows as drinks. SCORE 221
Parroting done right. SCORE 138
Good advice. SCORE 13
Mah feels, man! Mah feels! SCORE 0
Oh buddy. SCORE 8
OH NO OH NO NOOOOO SCORE 120
This one takes the cake for ugly and creative. SCORE 158
