Punctuation matters SCORE 12
Cat crazy. SCORE 99
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Finally. SCORE 343
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
Says Kanye… SCORE -87
The gun lamp. SCORE 54
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Accurate. SCORE 257
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 57
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 6
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 137
Watching my parents use a computer. SCORE 204
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Guys listen… SCORE 170
An American soldier and a kangaroo in 1942. SCORE 190
China vs Germany SCORE 294
