
Punctuation matters SCORE 12

Cat crazy. SCORE 99

Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226

Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257

Finally. SCORE 343

The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134

Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112

Assassin Time. SCORE 102

Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96

I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10

Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255

A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63

Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162

Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138

Says Kanye… SCORE -87

The gun lamp. SCORE 54

Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212

Accurate. SCORE 257

World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 57

Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160

One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 6

Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114

Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145

What patience looks like. SCORE 218

Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 137

Watching my parents use a computer. SCORE 204

How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134

Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10

I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64

Guys listen… SCORE 170

An American soldier and a kangaroo in 1942. SCORE 190

China vs Germany SCORE 294