memorable first customer SCORE 17
diet starts when stress stops SCORE 15
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 12
don’t insult al capone SCORE 28
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 10
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
must. hold. it. together SCORE 12
every segment on the news SCORE 13
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
is this satire? SCORE 14
working cat SCORE 20
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
cats find a way SCORE 23
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
zero traction SCORE 11
it’s perfect SCORE 20
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
i like bananas SCORE 9
did i stutter? SCORE 12
supersize it SCORE -5
a very small dog SCORE 15
slap them SCORE 12
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
accidental beauty SCORE 31
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 12
friday is perfect actually SCORE 25
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
