He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 30
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
2022 me has a familiar vibe about it. SCORE 20
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 22
Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars… SCORE 24
RIP yahoo answers SCORE 28
Tell that to krunk me @ 2AM… SCORE 29
The Office cameos SCORE 11
You get that bank though, Gwyneth. SCORE 27
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
Let the gatos drink. SCORE 23
Do I even care…? SCORE 26
Gunner the good doge. SCORE 42
Issa side quest. SCORE 24
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
Do the blink! SCORE 23
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
My body is ready for the netherworld. Come at me. SCORE 20
hello little friend SCORE 20
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
Steal the world! SCORE 21
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
sent via FAX SCORE 15
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
