
Waking up to a bear claw in your face. SCORE 146

Thanks voice in my head. SCORE 203

Domestic Wolverine. SCORE 176

What your hot dog toppings say about you. SCORE 190

Don’t go bacon my heart… SCORE 195

I’ll kill you with my bear hands!! SCORE 138

Glam rock. SCORE 157

One does not simply leave bubble wrap untouched. SCORE 245

Scumbag Sarah McLachlan. SCORE 191

Scumbag brain. SCORE 199

During this heatwave… SCORE 173

Every day. SCORE 212

Get meowta here. SCORE 123

If the authors of computer programming books wrote arithmetic textbooks… SCORE 274

The character of a man… oh wait. SCORE 334

Coolness of not caring. SCORE 146

The dangers of being super cool. SCORE 165

Conundrum. SCORE 210

The awesome moment when you buy good headphones and discover new instruments in a song. SCORE 329

I just love cats, ok? SCORE 126

WUT? SCORE 268

Nursing home problems. SCORE 319

Every time. SCORE 135

Broken Condomicon. SCORE 182

What “meow” means. SCORE 300

I’ve been betray! SCORE 339

Dawg, why you gotta be all up in my grill? SCORE 256

The Karate Kid is The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. SCORE 309

The truth about Hot Pockets. SCORE 275

Realistic snack food names. SCORE 257

When I eat sour Patch Kids. SCORE 183

Trolley the procrastination troll. SCORE 194