Waking up to a bear claw in your face. SCORE 146
Thanks voice in my head. SCORE 203
Domestic Wolverine. SCORE 176
What your hot dog toppings say about you. SCORE 190
Don’t go bacon my heart… SCORE 195
I’ll kill you with my bear hands!! SCORE 138
Glam rock. SCORE 157
One does not simply leave bubble wrap untouched. SCORE 245
Scumbag Sarah McLachlan. SCORE 191
Scumbag brain. SCORE 199
During this heatwave… SCORE 173
Every day. SCORE 212
Get meowta here. SCORE 123
If the authors of computer programming books wrote arithmetic textbooks… SCORE 274
The character of a man… oh wait. SCORE 334
Coolness of not caring. SCORE 146
The dangers of being super cool. SCORE 165
Conundrum. SCORE 210
The awesome moment when you buy good headphones and discover new instruments in a song. SCORE 329
I just love cats, ok? SCORE 126
WUT? SCORE 268
Nursing home problems. SCORE 319
Every time. SCORE 135
Broken Condomicon. SCORE 182
What “meow” means. SCORE 300
I’ve been betray! SCORE 339
Dawg, why you gotta be all up in my grill? SCORE 256
The Karate Kid is The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. SCORE 309
The truth about Hot Pockets. SCORE 275
Realistic snack food names. SCORE 257
When I eat sour Patch Kids. SCORE 183
Trolley the procrastination troll. SCORE 194
