Roses are red, I need to practice my vows SCORE 58
With all the Cambridge Analytica and Facebook drama recently this comes to mind SCORE 196
He protec SCORE 113
It’s like practically eating Oxiclean SCORE 114
My wife, a Venezuelan smartass SCORE 130
Common Sense Filters SCORE 128
Jenna Fischer’s shirt is Michael’s grilled foot SCORE 83
Not again! SCORE 69
Bunghole clenches SCORE 65
Wish me luck! SCORE 90
The economy is doing great! SCORE 58
Turnip SCORE 144
Ouch SCORE 129
Joyous Easter SCORE 48
When you send a good joke on Messenger SCORE 82
The accuracy SCORE 107
BAD rock! Down boy! SCORE 78
Thanks honey.. SCORE 81
Such a cutie ! SCORE 96
Baby Shower SCORE 110
Next time on Project Runway… SCORE 153
Famous last words SCORE 131
Mom Said It Is My Turn On The Xbox SCORE 75
Russian Harry Potter SCORE 82
There’s a message by the zipper of my pants, warning me to be careful. SCORE 80
For Narnia! SCORE 73
My boyfriend is selling his truck on OfferUp and this kid asked him if he could pay to borrow it for his prom night. I thought it was adorable. SCORE 103
Teen Girl Squad cosplay SCORE 93
Me trying to reach my lifegoals…. SCORE 89
Took pot brownies to work today. HR loved it. SCORE 127
sigh SCORE 84
You mess with my cats, you mess with me. SCORE 81
