When my wife lets the dishes and dirty laundry build up in hopes that I will do them. SCORE 64
U May Think I’m A Horrible Person But… SCORE 88
Weird SCORE 46
Me after spending all Saturday gaming. SCORE 76
Alcohol vs. Marijuana SCORE 83
Working as a non-smoker SCORE 84
I saw a lot new faces going all out at the gym today. SCORE 78
Under Water SCORE 98
Me: Wait, you’re a Baskin Robbins AND a Dunkin Donuts?! Because I have an idea. Them: Let me get a manager. SCORE 103
First Ever Monster Truck Front Flip! SCORE 79
Arby’s… SCORE 92
She plays the "but I’m a little girl!" card way too often. SCORE 66
I’m Trying To Get Out Of The Shower SCORE 80
My reaction would be the same. SCORE 127
Can’t deny that spark SCORE 108
Toilet lights are good for navigating darkness or helping children speak to demons. SCORE 70
Buying golf clubs around Glasgow on Facebook… SCORE 108
They’re really stretching for things to criticise her for at this stage… SCORE 121
Totally SCORE 87
Don’t give in! SCORE 84
My grandfather opened a plumbing business after WWII. The telephone number was "40". SCORE 93
Sedimentary layer cake SCORE 94
Terrifying Fireproof Human Skull Logs For Camping Trip SCORE 99
Gotta love Snake SCORE 83
Jimmy Fallon …. SCORE 97
Got it? Good. SCORE 68
I Keep Thinking Oh Man, I’m So Immature. SCORE 116
Time to rethink your brand name. SCORE 69
Meeting my girlfriends parents.. SCORE 66
Time to durr my hurr SCORE 95
George R.R. Martin, ladies & gentlemen SCORE 145
Dear journal, I’m Fat SCORE 61
