Won’t somebody please think of the sea turtles?! SCORE 26
The ladder economy is booming, these days. SCORE 25
Why you wakin’ me up… SCORE 19
Take care the single ladies. SCORE 36
A wordsmith, really. SCORE 37
Don’t be evil… SCORE 21
I am mostly broken… SCORE 27
Hello fren. SCORE 27
Are ya ready kid? SCORE 14
Sir, this is a Wendy’s… SCORE 28
Educate thyself on the many windows. SCORE 21
Spot on, though. SCORE 28
You are pure comedy… to someone. SCORE 26
It’s a plate for Pi. SCORE 25
Step up your game, IHOP. SCORE 34
Yeah I could go for one of those… SCORE 30
Tom cruise is an inspiration. SCORE 33
The Entrepreneurial spirit. SCORE 25
OK so that’s how they wear the pants… SCORE 24
Light it up baby! SCORE 25
Is father going to bury me in the garden…? SCORE 44
In other news, cats climb irreverently. SCORE 33
Be gentle… it’s been a long time. SCORE 17
The chilly box is becoming self-aware… SCORE 26
Aawooof! SCORE 34
Just Doctor Phil things… SCORE 28
It does burn a bit. SCORE 28
Aw, Nuts! SCORE 34
You gonna die clown! SCORE 13
…of course they drive a Ford. SCORE 5
Tale as old as time. SCORE 27
A rare edit. SCORE 24
