Truth. SCORE 183
Wrong Show SCORE 192
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
BROFIST SCORE -2
Radioactive in the Dark SCORE 20
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
I wish I had these options. SCORE 17
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
I still teleport… after I’ve had one too many drinks. SCORE 197
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
It will be worth the wait she said… no woman ever. SCORE 11
How is this possible? SCORE 277
Just… hold… still! SCORE 3
I was mugged! SCORE 130
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
Word! SCORE 20
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
Because Reasons SCORE 224
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
I yawned! SCORE 10
Run for your life SCORE 218
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280