Dealing with children… SCORE 31
Accurate. SCORE 287
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Burn!!! SCORE 2
Wife is pregnant, don’t ask. SCORE 20
Same thing… SCORE 21
The Twortle SCORE 142
I’ve never been more scared of starfish… SCORE 19
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Oh. Dis my favorite part. SCORE 276
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
At my funeral. SCORE 218
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 19
Light vs. darkness. SCORE 255
Fame Still Can’t Beat Brothers SCORE 39
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
The evilest thing I can imagine… SCORE 13
short people SCORE 0
Cats are jerks. SCORE 157
Now kiss… SCORE 116
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Howling lessons SCORE 9
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Mr. Mix… SCORE 0
2pactopus SCORE 113
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Goats are jerks. SCORE 114
Going home for vacation SCORE 14
