heroes SCORE 54
The Moment You Realize You Don’t Want Children SCORE 73
Dear journal, I’m Fat SCORE 61
Can’t deny that spark SCORE 108
Open At Your Own Risk SCORE 93
When my wife lets the dishes and dirty laundry build up in hopes that I will do them. SCORE 64
Don’t forget the Dibs ice cream SCORE 89
U May Think I’m A Horrible Person But… SCORE 89
They Started Out As Just A Potamus SCORE 64
They’re really stretching for things to criticise her for at this stage… SCORE 121
Each booth is an alternate reality. SCORE 102
They know who we are.. SCORE 82
Buying golf clubs around Glasgow on Facebook… SCORE 108
I Keep Thinking Oh Man, I’m So Immature. SCORE 116
Jimmy Fallon …. SCORE 97
Sedimentary layer cake SCORE 94
Gotta love Snake SCORE 83
My reaction would be the same. SCORE 127
Moves like Jagger SCORE 90
She plays the "but I’m a little girl!" card way too often. SCORE 66
Anatomy of a Greyhound SCORE 31
My cat recently discovered the dog bed SCORE 95
Totally SCORE 87
Arby’s… SCORE 92
Me: Wait, you’re a Baskin Robbins AND a Dunkin Donuts?! Because I have an idea. Them: Let me get a manager. SCORE 103
First Ever Monster Truck Front Flip! SCORE 79
The Louvre, USA. SCORE 61
Meeting my girlfriends parents.. SCORE 66
Time to rethink your brand name. SCORE 69
Git Gud SCORE 118
Alcohol vs. Marijuana SCORE 83
You had me at “ruse” SCORE 108