the original American badass SCORE 87
get in line SCORE 25
i missed the meeting SCORE 22
This is how I know i’m getting old SCORE 36
vampire didn’t want to be undead anymore SCORE 45
how is the eagle? SCORE 40
newman is definitely getting fired this time SCORE 27
i feel seen SCORE 31
he chose avocado over home ownership SCORE 42
everything is south america now SCORE 46
not my vacuum cleaner SCORE 21
i knew dragons were real! SCORE 54
he’s thinking about the squirrel that got away SCORE 37
where the hell did it go? SCORE 62
thanks for nothing mom and dad! SCORE 60
she’s living the dream SCORE 43
come to daddy! SCORE 30
it shouldn’t even be a word that exists SCORE 45
i’ve named them. they are my friends SCORE 37
he was frozen in char-bonite SCORE 34
the words just never come out right SCORE 38
i can’t see my toes SCORE 27
the shape of soup SCORE 44
rude diet SCORE 36
thats a gangster move right there SCORE 17
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit SCORE 36
which do you choose? SCORE 23
place your bets! SCORE 48
he’s got a family to feed SCORE 43
they’re gonna get married SCORE 8
yeah, no, that’s not mittens SCORE 41
oh sweet release SCORE 50
