your parents have a cat now SCORE 48
an of course there’s a shard missing SCORE 10
skeletor is a part of the family SCORE 34
i win SCORE 35
it works! SCORE 31
she can still hear his cries when the window is open at night SCORE 35
lol SCORE 35
negative parenting 101 SCORE 35
my knees quivered SCORE 27
i will not drive 7 hours for chips and dip SCORE 39
just like a skateboard SCORE 30
just one word SCORE 17
oprah never saw it coming SCORE 22
we’re all just introverted otters on the inside SCORE 32
everything is fine SCORE 33
this is all your fault, larry SCORE 26
sometimes you just gotta pull the ears back SCORE 33
it’s a me, chris pratt SCORE 10
a brilliant idea SCORE 18
the one who got away SCORE 23
goodbye Jeffrey, you were my best friend SCORE 25
i’m moving to this good boi’s town SCORE 24
he’s too old for this sh** SCORE 40
he always believed SCORE 37
i don’t want to grab that drink SCORE 31
i can’t control the weather SCORE 36
close enough SCORE 33
my enemies shall kneel before me SCORE 34
become the person the wall people want you to be SCORE 70
she lived long enough to become the villain in her own story SCORE 30
makes me laugh every time SCORE 33
every morning SCORE 45