you’re hired SCORE 22
guess we’ll never know SCORE 27
i swear i’m not pretentious i just forget the easy words SCORE 39
ah yes, the 15-years post-puberty teenager SCORE 31
that moment when netflix causes self reflection SCORE 12
hell doesnt start till I arrive SCORE 15
the answer is “yes” SCORE 16
FYI: SCORE 22
i relly trid SCORE 32
stubbornness is thicker than blood SCORE 17
ol’ reliable SCORE 24
that’s weird i don’t think i got it SCORE 12
en garde SCORE 22
if i just lay here SCORE 10
well…that does increase the chance of being remembered SCORE 26
just one day… SCORE 23
grammar police everywhere SCORE -9
truly ahead of her time SCORE 25
debating whether you should lay back down or muster up the energy to get moving SCORE 12
playing hard to get SCORE 18
it was only 4 bottles…of “water”…. SCORE 20
business is a cruel world SCORE 23
ah yes, joy is here SCORE 15
golf bar cocktails very strong SCORE 18
me talking to my boss SCORE 25
i too look at slowrobot and iwastesomuchtime! SCORE 18
nothin’ like a good cup’a john’s SCORE 15
this is quite the life SCORE 12
imagine trying to build this SCORE 27
susan doesn’t have time for your crap SCORE 3
oops hehe SCORE 8
mind-o your own business SCORE 22