Don’t worry about the people who aren’t happy for you. SCORE 12
Good Guy Trucker this morning SCORE 14
My favorite verse of the Old Testament SCORE 89
When guys think their hair is long enough for a man bun. SCORE 136
ISIS suicide bomber hits IED. Car is launched into the air. Suicide bomber detonates himself in mid air. SCORE -18
Happy Birthday, Henry Cavill! Puberty hit him like a truck SCORE 5
Having children SCORE 2
Khal-Mart Brand SCORE 131
Important SCORE 12
Hello darkness, my old friend SCORE 196
Ivanka likes the memes SCORE 8
A sequel I could get behind. SCORE 265
Larry David takes his daughter to tour every Civil War battlefield SCORE 127
Drawing is hard SCORE 187
Illegal possession of firearms. SCORE 128
"We buy any car" SCORE 10
Most American things SCORE 5
Calm down, Jessica SCORE 149
I’m not a volcano SCORE 59
Yes, please. SCORE 134
A passive aggressive comic. SCORE 9
Bodies from Pompeii. SCORE 103
How did Barack propose to Michelle? SCORE 8
So smooth SCORE 12
The rules of karaoke SCORE 79
I just wanna pet it SCORE 131
Why we are friends SCORE -5
It Was Worth A Try SCORE 86
Found this at my local Target… SCORE 104
First world problems SCORE 12
Complete defeat SCORE 140
Why you have a headache SCORE 11
