Stairs are lava. SCORE 43
Shampoo these days. SCORE 390
This year will be different! SCORE 101
Watermelon seeds. SCORE 169
If my calculations are correct… SCORE 104
Meanwhile, in Russia… SCORE 429
The perfect martini. SCORE 4
A dog’s life. SCORE 124
When I have kids… SCORE 152
Things I’m still waiting for. SCORE 108
Cenotes, Chichén-Itzá, Mexico. SCORE 176
Sock kitty! SCORE 168
Because, reasons. SCORE 126
I made it with my bum! SCORE 209
How I learned to count. SCORE 174
The advantages of being fat. SCORE 145
Are you calling me fat? SCORE 160
You other brothers can’t deny. SCORE -1
How Canadians swim. SCORE 220
Makes sense. SCORE -158
New Year’s resolutions. SCORE 120
Rocks bouncing on a frozen lake. SCORE 30
I want to go to there. SCORE 184
Lockitron- too much technology SCORE -1
I’m not good with babies. SCORE 176
Baguetteing, the new planking. SCORE 238
Jurassic Park. SCORE 296
Don’t care. I’m a bear. SCORE 175
So you still think homosexuality is sinful? SCORE 64
I don’t understand banks… SCORE 166
There there, Lindsay. SCORE 60
Tree houses are awesome. SCORE 173