Slow Robot
Peaches+was+delish.
Small+town+USA%2C+in+an+echo+chamber.
Small town USA, in an echo chamber. SCORE 35
A+god+among+men.
A god among men. SCORE 26
Wrecked.
Wrecked. SCORE 28
Quite+possibly+I+am+adept+at+avoiding+answering+questions.
Quite possibly I am adept at avoiding answering questions. SCORE 33
tick+tock
tick tock SCORE 28
We+are+terrifying%2C+frankly.
We are terrifying, frankly. SCORE 28
Teach+your+children+well.
Teach your children well. SCORE 19
I+Am+The+One+Who+Knock-Diddly-Ocks
I Am The One Who Knock-Diddly-Ocks SCORE 10
Tarantulas+molt+their+fangs%2C+apparently.
Tarantulas molt their fangs, apparently. SCORE 14
Never+could+figure+that+one+out%26%238230%3B
Never could figure that one out… SCORE 20
That+was+a+close+one
That was a close one SCORE 17
Hail+the+queen%21
Hail the queen! SCORE 29
Another+thing+to+stress+about+every+morning.
Another thing to stress about every morning. SCORE 25
Source+the+apathy.
Source the apathy. SCORE 35
I%26%238217%3Bm+improving+my+best%21
I’m improving my best! SCORE 20
TO+BATTLE
TO BATTLE SCORE 23
Buh%26%238230%3B+GOK
Buh… GOK SCORE 24
Hold+on+to+your+butts%21
Hold on to your butts! SCORE 24
The+dolphins+tried+to+warn+us
The dolphins tried to warn us SCORE 30
deuces%26%238230%3B
deuces… SCORE 27
Elephant+shrews+are+more+closely+related+to+elephants+than+they+are+shrews%2C+BTW.
Elephant shrews are more closely related to elephants than they are shrews, BTW. SCORE 21
Layers+are+important.
Layers are important. SCORE 29
I+fitted.
I fitted. SCORE 27
Gyna+baaaad
Gyna baaaad SCORE 22
Can%26%238217%3Bt+have+nice+things
Can’t have nice things SCORE 25
Workers+eradicate+first+nest+of+%26%238216%3Bmurder+hornets%26%238217%3B+found+in+US
Workers eradicate first nest of ‘murder hornets’ found in US SCORE 26
Onwards%2C+to+battle%21
Onwards, to battle! SCORE 27
What+a+JACKass
What a JACKass SCORE 24
Fractional+babies+are+problematic.
Fractional babies are problematic. SCORE 26
We+need+to+talk%26%238230%3B
We need to talk… SCORE 20
Deep+breaths+ladies%2C+you+deserve+it%21
Deep breaths ladies, you deserve it! SCORE 22
Then%26%238230%3B+she+got%26%238230%3B+THE+SPRAY+BOTTLE%21%21%21
Then… she got… THE SPRAY BOTTLE!!! SCORE 22
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Yup.
Yup. SCORE 7
Demonstrating+proper+swimming+technique
Demonstrating proper swimming technique SCORE 193
How+I+spend+Friday+night.
How I spend Friday night. SCORE 244
This+is+a+test.
This is a test. SCORE 173
you+are+an+excellent+person
you are an excellent person SCORE 12
The+creepiest+iPhone+charger.
The creepiest iPhone charger. SCORE 16
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