i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 11
a very small dog SCORE 15
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
supersize it SCORE -4
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
i like bananas SCORE 9
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
cramps SCORE 9
don’t insult al capone SCORE 28
everything beagle SCORE 1
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
slap them SCORE 12
we dare you SCORE 10
is this satire? SCORE 14
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
accidental beauty SCORE 31
friday is perfect actually SCORE 25
be kind, peanut butt SCORE 15
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
it’s perfect SCORE 21
memorable first customer SCORE 17
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
every segment on the news SCORE 13
mooooo SCORE 15
onward, steed! SCORE 14