Imagine just the thing… SCORE 35
Tutankhamun had a dagger made from a meteorite, BTW. SCORE 34
Fishing for dough nuts. SCORE 18
I guess they didn’t like my printer goes brrrrr posts… SCORE 18
And the wildflowers rejoiced. SCORE 31
The purrrrfect couple. SCORE 26
Obama fist-bumped a janitor. Thanks? SCORE 23
Martin Luther King Jr. on one of the first desegregated buses, 1956. SCORE 36
FOUR MORE YEARS! SCORE 10
Someday they will make someone’s day brighter, anyway. SCORE 38
The Self-Assembly IKEA Chocolate Bunny SCORE 32
The more you know. SCORE 36
Deep state iOS 13 SCORE 28
‘cheese’ VS ‘amber alert’ SCORE 36
it was bound to happen? SCORE 37
This is how asparagus grows, allegedly. SCORE 25
I do not think you know the meaning of that word… Spring Break, circa 1985. SCORE 8
Sending Harts To Eberywan SCORE 29
I’m the mischievous river spirit. Come get yer words, fer a price. SCORE 39
You’ll have to go elsewheres, Sarah. SCORE 19
Cats can teleport. SCORE 28
Doge has asthma and requires multiple treatments daily. SCORE 25
Thanks Dan. Always good news coverage. SCORE 20
We’ll send our best! SCORE 23
You gonna pop big time, eventually. SCORE 33
Water is the enemy of your self image. SCORE 22
Be careful out there! SCORE 39
NASCAR never even went to the moon. SCORE 21
Villains say things hero’s can’t. SCORE 31
I guess I like NASCAR now. SCORE 35
I LOVE LAMP SCORE 31
We can do it! SCORE 30
