
Rowling inspired. SCORE 21

Lorde halp us. SCORE 18

Two ears is overrated. SCORE 17

shut up nerd SCORE 30

Boots wit the buurrrr SCORE 20

Pennsylvania school district turns down local businessman’s offer to pay off student lunch debts after sending threatening letters to parents. SCORE 20

iTs mEnTaL hEaLtH SCORE 23

Do you like to party? SCORE 28

Thrift store find of the year. SCORE 29

Sad people need jobs, also. SCORE 24

Aerodynamic poop schute. SCORE 6

He who controls the bread… SCORE 27

Farm the world. SCORE 24

Budget cuts shouldn’t effect the sciences… SCORE 18

89-Year-Old Woman Has Knitted 450 Blankets For Shelter Dogs SCORE 32

Think about it… SCORE 25

Yeah, definitly a good candidate to compare yourself with… SCORE 12

You want how much? SCORE 24

Totatally legit. SCORE 26

Doesn’t have the same ring to it… SCORE 16

The Media is Public Enemy #2 SCORE 21

Can we eat jelly fish? SCORE 20

I’ve seen the HBO series, thanks… SCORE 25

The old men and the sea SCORE 32

2nd times the charm… SCORE 28

Not just a word for babies… SCORE 26

pro suck SCORE 34

BRING OUT YOUR DEAAAD! SCORE 28

Monkey’s love the pupper. SCORE 27

Loose my number! SCORE 33

*quacks in dog* SCORE 30

Sorry about that. SCORE 20