Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
A sensitive cyclops SCORE 30
Problem solved SCORE 34
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
Plot twist! SCORE 42
Non-negotiable SCORE 44
Just like they ignore the nice bed you bought them SCORE 29
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 41
Awkward SCORE 69
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
For me? SCORE 45
Jinkies! SCORE 63
It’s my super power SCORE 44
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 39
Finally found my spirit animal SCORE 21
Nailed it SCORE 11
I forgot where my desk is located. Please help SCORE 34
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
easy money SCORE 29
Same… SCORE 53
Where’s the lie? SCORE 67
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
Call 911 SCORE 19
Needs more white SCORE 23
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
Happy little trees SCORE 50
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
Good boi summer SCORE 75
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 46
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 40
