The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 57
+ cry. SCORE 118
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 43
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
The life of a book. SCORE 74
I GUESS SCORE 45
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Are you even real? SCORE 113
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Mama no. SCORE 52
