Just mortician things… SCORE 29
City’s full. SCORE 20
I could bathe here… SCORE 27
Baby Bruce Lee SCORE 28
*easily amused* SCORE 46
Father son goals. SCORE 36
It meeeaaaaans no worries. SCORE 21
Knowing what time it is, is overrated… SCORE 14
Barista good. SCORE 60
The fridge was running… SCORE 25
r e l e v a n t SCORE 36
*uses Prime daily* SCORE 23
This is why I game. SCORE 38
Twitter rarely disappoints. SCORE 31
Oh the things we’ve seen. SCORE 37
Irony is art. SCORE 31
That’s one way to look at it SCORE 38
Rent, basically. SCORE 43
What are taxes, tho? SCORE 37
Thanks, Chad Ghost SCORE 46
Love is odd. SCORE 42
Summon the marmot… SCORE 28
He dance the dance of our people. SCORE 25
What a time to be alive, honestly. SCORE 34
We’re narrowing it down SCORE 36
The ultimate insult SCORE 39
Human v2.3 SCORE 22
When the waiter FINALLY brings your plate… SCORE 28
Researved parking for the Kardashian family? SCORE 21
Perspective is everything. SCORE 36
Look alive, Julie. SCORE 20
This thicc banana SCORE 18