she’s the one SCORE 1
my older brother *was* right… SCORE 13
sweet, i could only find ones that were roughly used! SCORE 0
self esteam issues SCORE 26
i’ve become far too powerful for you humans SCORE 26
one of the most mildly evil things SCORE 15
it was all planned since the beginning SCORE 40
brain laundry is hard SCORE 36
just a cheap knockoff illness SCORE 41
i can suck to work with SCORE 10
this has to be an old thought from previous evolutions, right? SCORE 21
*just in case SCORE 27
parental support SCORE 22
what about semi-secret SCORE 44
now now, hear them out, after all, there is a 0.000000000000001% chance… SCORE 16
cat burglars may be a problem SCORE 23
“you can’t run your house like an oppressive regime, mom” SCORE 17
etched into your memory for eons SCORE 18
with no orb to ponder, is there even a point anymore SCORE 18
put on your sunday clothes, there’s lots of world out there SCORE 14
so this is what all the buzz is about SCORE 20
old, or no old, there is no in-between SCORE 34
the ultimate “i’m tired” face SCORE 12
well, guess my bloodline ends here SCORE 30
this is really cute SCORE 53
missing “somehow killed a cactus” SCORE 10
don’t make me bring bad cop SCORE 24
how you gunna call out my childhood like that SCORE 29
welp, time to just roll over and oof SCORE 15
you’ve maybe seen a housefly, or even a horse fly…but you ain’t never see a turtle fly SCORE 21
5, obviously SCORE 38
it does seem magical with how much this happens on accident SCORE 24