Raw cookie dough. SCORE 56
*glares sleepily* SCORE 73
Mr. Steal Your Girlfriend SCORE 48
Floats, don’ it. SCORE 50
I know what I’m doing SCORE 56
Moment of impact SCORE 70
A bicycle with mirrored wheels SCORE 63
How did we miss this… SCORE 73
How to make a kids day… SCORE 82
A wise man once said… SCORE 66
The secret ingredient. SCORE 47
The ice on Lake Michigan this spring. SCORE 61
Sometimes I don’t mind wrong number texts. SCORE 96
Basketball 2 SCORE 54
How cats began. SCORE 100
Family is family. SCORE 60
The most disturbing scene for me is when Phyllis is listening to 50 Shades of Grey on audiobook SCORE 51
He always tries to rescue me when I take a bath SCORE 67
No idea what it is but I’m glad it’s extinct SCORE 51
But Taxis have been around since 1897 🤔 SCORE 43
Well now my face is all red… SCORE 66
Dog sleeping in a window display in turkey. Store workers let him stay the whole time because it was so cold outside. SCORE 62
This probably changed their life SCORE 68
Dear spammer, you are bad and you should feel bad. SCORE 61
JK SCORE 79
I had eggs for breakfast… SCORE 59
She did it all for the Dow SCORE 26
Matt is a wanker. SCORE 74
Yup, that’s how I’d elephant too. SCORE 78
CRONCH CRONCH CRONCH SCORE 81
Being cool but not too cool SCORE 73
Ignore it until 10% yawn. SCORE 65