This owl was once a man… SCORE 37
Let’er roll, Ted. SCORE 43
I can only take you in small amounts, dear. SCORE 20
I’m something of a waiter myself. SCORE 20
The sheer girth of this bird persons bird… SCORE 42
Why posties go postal. SCORE 27
Anything is a corral if you try hard enough. SCORE 74
The cat offers disproval at birds being kept as pets. SCORE 18
I earned this… SCORE 47
I would prefer prostitatered. SCORE 20
Cinderella pre rhinoplasty SCORE 20
…and then I puked. SCORE 40
If there was ever a reason to believe… SCORE 58
This is fine… SCORE 31
Thanks I hate breakfast. SCORE 32
Please stop destroying the loo… SCORE 30
I did not see that coming… SCORE 36
How to sell a cucumber. SCORE 41
you could pinch my cheeks, if you wanted to… SCORE 13
My gran is proud of me. SCORE 23
*spits venom* SCORE 37
IKEA sells a chocolate build-a-moose kit, allegedly. SCORE 43
Tiiiiight little circles. SCORE 45
…Nickels! SCORE 70
Go directly to dad prison. SCORE 33
bulbasaur around the world. SCORE 46
Tiger versus mud SCORE 47
The age of sin seems nice… SCORE 47
Snip snap! Snip snap! SCORE 39
Its gods real estate, really. SCORE 19
I, for one, welcome our new drone overlords… SCORE 33
Bulk peanut butter is an easy sell. SCORE 11
