Turns out my professor does read the papers we turn in SCORE 154
This chicken’s body, organs, meat, and bones are black. SCORE 12
Marry someone from Google. SCORE 178
Take off the mask SCORE 159
the terrible twos SCORE 5
All aboard! SCORE 10
Ultra Stark Hairspray SCORE 8
Every marriage needs communication. SCORE 216
Kids these days… SCORE 167
Blasphemy SCORE 13
Master Che(i)f SCORE 1
I’m not racist, but… SCORE 94
Wizard fails to account for microfluidics SCORE 8
Grandma cat. SCORE 8
The selfie stick. SCORE 11
Seems legit. SCORE 126
Jon Hamm does what he wants SCORE 186
Cats. SCORE 144
Kitty cleaning the floors. SCORE 7
Life of a college student. SCORE 12
Velocirapture SCORE 13
The saddest receipt SCORE 164
Disney characters in real life. SCORE 11
Rube Goldberg Predicts Super Bowl Outcome Perfectly SCORE 1
Words SCORE 197
The mighty milipede SCORE 198
He made his bed… SCORE 17
Dessert Stomach SCORE 120
Jerk cheese. SCORE 149
Head bump, bro! SCORE 12
When you are stealing your boyfriends food… SCORE 10
Drool… SCORE 109