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I%26%238217%3Bm+in+the+middle+of+nowhere.
%2Acomplains+about+self+isolation%2A+Imagine+a+whole+lifetime+just+to+entertain.
*complains about self isolation* Imagine a whole lifetime just to entertain. SCORE 17
I+bet+she+kills+at+trivia+night.
I bet she kills at trivia night. SCORE 31
Scientists+HATE+this%21
Scientists HATE this! SCORE 17
It+might+work%2C+though.
It might work, though. SCORE 20
Speech+100
Speech 100 SCORE 33
Zoom+only+pls%3F
Zoom only pls? SCORE 30
We+will+carry+on%21
We will carry on! SCORE 26
Shave+for+the+cure.
Shave for the cure. SCORE 24
The+Quarantine+Sandwich
The Quarantine Sandwich SCORE 23
We+need+an+age+freeze+during+the+pandemic.
We need an age freeze during the pandemic. SCORE 39
I+wanna+smell+like+a+real+cowboy
I wanna smell like a real cowboy SCORE 16
Someone+is+planting+little+painted+stones+with+messages+to+hospital+employees%2C+FYI.
Someone is planting little painted stones with messages to hospital employees, FYI. SCORE 20
THE+TIME+IS+NOW%21
THE TIME IS NOW! SCORE 18
Typical+%F0%9F%87%B9%F0%9F%87%A9.
Typical 🇹🇩. SCORE 28
Turkey+sends+aid+to+Serbia.+On+the+boxes+a+quote+from+Rumi+includes%3A+%26%238220%3BThere+is+sun+after+darkness.%26%238221%3B
Turkey sends aid to Serbia. On the boxes a quote from Rumi includes: “There is sun after darkness.” SCORE 21
Leopard+queen%26%238230%3B
Leopard queen… SCORE 27
Danger+nood+says+what%26%238217%3Bs+up.
Danger nood says what’s up. SCORE 37
Demolition+stunt+show%2C+%7E1940s
Demolition stunt show, ~1940s SCORE 19
Get+to+signin%26%238217%3B
Get to signin’ SCORE 29
Baptism%2C+basically.
Baptism, basically. SCORE 30
The+cheese+will+continue.
The cheese will continue. SCORE 32
Local+hospital+sets+up+a+small+store+for+employees+to+have+quick+access+without+going+into+public.
Local hospital sets up a small store for employees to have quick access without going into public. SCORE 32
Quick+maymay.
Quick maymay. SCORE 30
Classical+Karen.
Classical Karen. SCORE 32
A+clothing+company+made+a+magnetic+button+down+shirt+for+a+man+with+cerebral+palsy+so+he+could+get+dressed+more+easily
A clothing company made a magnetic button down shirt for a man with cerebral palsy so he could get dressed more easily SCORE 47
Nurses+sporting+scrubs+kindly+donated+by+the+public%2C+made+from+old+curtains+and+bedclothes
Nurses sporting scrubs kindly donated by the public, made from old curtains and bedclothes SCORE 28
Glass+Gem+Corn%2C+and+yes+it+really+does+grow+like+that.
Glass Gem Corn, and yes it really does grow like that. SCORE 27
I+dunno%2C+maybe+we+strike.
I dunno, maybe we strike. SCORE 30
GET+TO+WORK%2C+BUN%21
GET TO WORK, BUN! SCORE 24
Crisis+averted
Crisis averted SCORE 27
The+Lindsey+Lohan+of+Establishments
The Lindsey Lohan of Establishments SCORE 28
Feed+the+birds.
Feed the birds. SCORE 40
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An apple orchard after a hurricane’s passed through. SCORE 67
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Made me chuckle. SCORE 72
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