The future. SCORE 172
The closest I’ll ever get to playing a violin. SCORE 110
Complex carbohydrates. SCORE 115
Girls be like. SCORE 10
Witherspoon? SCORE 188
If Disney princesses were sloths SCORE 97
Why T-Rex can’t clap his hands. SCORE 113
Dog zen. SCORE 11
Damn you, Ikea… SCORE 13
Meet Kristina Chesterman. SCORE 204
Sloth too lazy to eat. SCORE 95
The proper way to eat pumpkin pie. SCORE 128
The power of keyboard cat SCORE 0
This happens way too often… SCORE 200
Rap Has Changed SCORE 130
Wasted. SCORE 6
When my name’s in a math problem. SCORE 182
Doctors’ notes. SCORE 135
The blue lingcod fish has blue flesh. SCORE 15
Well, I feel insignificant now. SCORE 116
Way below average… SCORE 221
Europeans Trying to Dodge the Spoilers SCORE -2
Nerds win. SCORE 171
The worst part about driving in the summertime. SCORE 15
Master of trolls. SCORE 20
Which came first? SCORE 114
Anything can be a sexy Halloween costume. SCORE 5
Multi-purpose racket. SCORE 105
Nutella and I. SCORE 9
In the Beginning… SCORE 169
I have a confession to make SCORE 16
Girl problems. SCORE 243