Landlords give the best gifts. SCORE 34
You really dodged a cauliflower… SCORE 26
I’m not sure which one is fake news… SCORE 20
Wake it and shake it. SCORE 22
Now kiss…? SCORE 9
Imagine getting upset over flowers… SCORE 33
All crabs deserve the knowledge. SCORE 23
Please, Papi? SCORE 21
Got it? Good. SCORE 35
When in traffic… SCORE 26
With all of our powers combined… SCORE 17
How am I just now seeing this?! SCORE 21
The original sign explaining how to turn on an electric light. SCORE 30
Texting in the 80s and 90s SCORE 21
It’s toasted! SCORE 11
Target is good at advertising. SCORE 26
It changed me in ways I do not understand. SCORE 24
Apparently my Roomba mountain climbs when I’m not home… SCORE 26
Too sad for pants SCORE 31
G’day, Gary… SCORE 22
This sign in Thailand SCORE 32
I’d take care the beast… SCORE 18
It’s a collectors item. SCORE 24
Employee beware… SCORE 25
Enjoy more liminal spaces. SCORE 37
7/10 you could buy me a coffee. SCORE 30
Me too bud, me too… SCORE 24
Wedding fun has never been funner. SCORE 27
This compromise is acceptable. SCORE 24
Rise and Shine !! SCORE 22
Plant one, cut one. SCORE 12
New fridge has sabbath mode… SCORE 26