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SCORE 134
Landlords+give+the+best+gifts.
Landlords give the best gifts. SCORE 34
You+really+dodged+a+cauliflower%26%238230%3B
You really dodged a cauliflower… SCORE 26
I%26%238217%3Bm+not+sure+which+one+is+fake+news%26%238230%3B
I’m not sure which one is fake news… SCORE 20
Wake+it+and+shake+it.
Wake it and shake it. SCORE 22
Now+kiss%26%238230%3B%3F
Now kiss…? SCORE 9
Imagine+getting+upset+over+flowers%26%238230%3B
Imagine getting upset over flowers… SCORE 33
All+crabs+deserve+the+knowledge.
All crabs deserve the knowledge. SCORE 23
Please%2C+Papi%3F
Please, Papi? SCORE 21
Got+it%3F+Good.
Got it? Good. SCORE 35
When+in+traffic%26%238230%3B
When in traffic… SCORE 26
With+all+of+our+powers+combined%26%238230%3B
With all of our powers combined… SCORE 17
How+am+I+just+now+seeing+this%3F%21
How am I just now seeing this?! SCORE 21
The+original+sign+explaining+how+to+turn+on+an+electric+light.
The original sign explaining how to turn on an electric light. SCORE 30
Texting+in+the+80s+and+90s
Texting in the 80s and 90s SCORE 21
It%26%238217%3Bs+toasted%21
It’s toasted! SCORE 11
Target+is+good+at+advertising.
Target is good at advertising. SCORE 26
It+changed+me+in+ways+I+do+not+understand.
It changed me in ways I do not understand. SCORE 24
Apparently+my+Roomba+mountain+climbs+when+I%26%238217%3Bm+not+home%26%238230%3B
Apparently my Roomba mountain climbs when I’m not home… SCORE 26
Too+sad+for+pants
Too sad for pants SCORE 31
G%26%238217%3Bday%2C+Gary%26%238230%3B
G’day, Gary… SCORE 22
This+sign+in+Thailand
This sign in Thailand SCORE 32
I%26%238217%3Bd+take+care+the+beast%26%238230%3B
I’d take care the beast… SCORE 18
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+collectors+item.
It’s a collectors item. SCORE 24
Employee+beware%26%238230%3B
Employee beware… SCORE 25
Enjoy+more+liminal+spaces.
Enjoy more liminal spaces. SCORE 37
7%2F10+you+could+buy+me+a+coffee.
7/10 you could buy me a coffee. SCORE 30
Me+too+bud%2C+me+too%26%238230%3B
Me too bud, me too… SCORE 24
Wedding+fun+has+never+been+funner.
Wedding fun has never been funner. SCORE 27
This+compromise+is+acceptable.
This compromise is acceptable. SCORE 24
Rise+and+Shine+%21%21
Rise and Shine !! SCORE 22
Plant+one%2C+cut+one.
Plant one, cut one. SCORE 12
New+fridge+has+sabbath+mode%26%238230%3B
New fridge has sabbath mode… SCORE 26
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