Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 43
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
The word of the puppo SCORE 55
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
I GUESS SCORE 45
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
The things we do for each other… SCORE 82
+ cry. SCORE 118
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Mama no. SCORE 51