Spiders have no idea how cool their webs look. SCORE 23
By golly it IS a pen wing! SCORE 43
Your laundry is dry… SCORE 24
Nailed it. SCORE 39
Danny, please. SCORE 35
It puts the lotion on… SCORE 35
Harvard grads… basically. SCORE 43
Penwing instincts. SCORE 30
Try it before you buy it… SCORE 22
When the guy behind you keeps kicking your seat SCORE 21
Could you toast me some water, love? SCORE 19
It’s not really funny, per se… SCORE 20
You really nailed it, pup. SCORE 31
Doggo, tell us about yourself… SCORE 30
Golden brushtail possii are cute. SCORE 29
Local police think they funny. SCORE 34
The stretch is known. SCORE 36
You go. SCORE 37
Just girl things… SCORE 36
If only there were some instructions you could have followed… SCORE 36
Paper straws are for the turtles. SCORE 21
Pupper disagrees. SCORE 17
Touring the world with your best doggo. SCORE 29
Temperature sensitive bath tiles. SCORE 16
It actually is this SCORE 35
luvutoobye *click* SCORE 29
Bask in the glory… SCORE 19
Big gulp… SCORE 32
Here come the pig. SCORE 43
Can google birb vidz ples? SCORE 27
Sparkling anxiety spritz… SCORE 45
Why aren’t we funding this? SCORE 43
