Bae caught me slippin’. SCORE 10
I know a few people who need this book. SCORE 149
Violet eyes exist. SCORE 163
The Sahara Toilet. SCORE 14
Learning you can move your eyebrows for the first time SCORE 181
Why would you even? SCORE -17
What I hated about Highschool SCORE 177
Luke, I am… SCORE 123
The closest I’ll ever get to playing a violin. SCORE 110
Buffalo Humor SCORE 158
Yawn. SCORE 11
Seems fair. SCORE 15
Blowing bubbles SCORE 146
Half a Lorde long… SCORE 134
Top Soccer Shootout Ever SCORE 15
I am Joey. SCORE 109
I should start using makeup. SCORE 13
The worst part about driving in the summertime. SCORE 15
Fighting the good fight. SCORE 213
One donut to rule them all SCORE 132
Meet Kristina Chesterman. SCORE 204
Alcohol’s biggest effect. SCORE 12
Oh my god please no SCORE 10
Words to live by. SCORE 13
Adulthood. SCORE 136
Who’s the scaredy cat now? SCORE 125
I need this. SCORE 137
Multi-purpose racket. SCORE 105
Dog zen. SCORE 11
The future. SCORE 172
Damn you, Ikea… SCORE 13
Nokia SCORE 145
