The fridge was running… SCORE 25
Twitter rarely disappoints. SCORE 31
Summon the marmot… SCORE 28
Irony is art. SCORE 31
I could bathe here… SCORE 27
Just mortician things… SCORE 29
It meeeaaaaans no worries. SCORE 20
Rent, basically. SCORE 43
Love is odd. SCORE 42
Barista good. SCORE 61
City’s full. SCORE 20
Oh the things we’ve seen. SCORE 37
That’s one way to look at it SCORE 38
This is why I game. SCORE 38
Researved parking for the Kardashian family? SCORE 21
We’re narrowing it down SCORE 36
He dance the dance of our people. SCORE 25
Knowing what time it is, is overrated… SCORE 14
Human v2.3 SCORE 22
The ultimate insult SCORE 39
Father son goals. SCORE 36
This does make me happy… SCORE 40
When the waiter FINALLY brings your plate… SCORE 28
Baby Bruce Lee SCORE 28
Look alive, Julie. SCORE 20
This thicc banana SCORE 18
Perspective is everything. SCORE 36
Thanks, Chad Ghost SCORE 46
*uses Prime daily* SCORE 23
What a time to be alive, honestly. SCORE 34
*easily amused* SCORE 46
What are taxes, tho? SCORE 37