You should play the role of my father SCORE 145
It’s 2016, nothing surprises me any more. SCORE 88
My daughter is blind and for her ninth birthday party we made braille chocolate message slabs – I LOVE YOU and HAPPY BIRTHDAY in braille. SCORE 151
Perks of marriage SCORE 76
A dinosaur prop tied to a truck SCORE 118
If It Makes You Feel Better, I’m The Pilot SCORE 62
I won’t believe it till I see it. SCORE 83
Helpful LPT from Denny’s SCORE 72
Sand Skiing In Peru SCORE 108
I’m Really Bad At Portioning Uncooked Pasta SCORE 96
Frozen plane getting de-iced SCORE 70
The internet is a beautiful place SCORE 74
The Dark Queen, statue of egyptian queen Cleopatra III discovered in the lost, sunken city of Thonis-Heracleion SCORE 111
how the f**k do you spell that? SCORE 54
They know the truth. SCORE 78
Last Night I Had A Salad For Dinner SCORE 75
Japanese Fallen Leaves Art SCORE 105
Never sink SCORE 146
Maybe my understanding of good is inaccurate SCORE -17
At a bar in Portland SCORE 115
When You Grow Up With Black Santa… SCORE 86
Just pineapple thoughts SCORE 52
Scaredy cat SCORE -23
Made from old circuit boards SCORE 112
Don’t do it! SCORE 65
I’m a good cleaner SCORE 88
Every time I walk into a Best Buy… SCORE 93
He’s bananas SCORE 206
What I feel like saying to most girls on Tinder SCORE 55
Professor Jiggly Is Loose In Cat Room SCORE 111
WWJD? SCORE 96
you taste like friendship SCORE 108
