Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
The power of barking SCORE 18
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Howling lessons SCORE 9
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20
The Twortle SCORE 142
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
Same thing… SCORE 21
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Accurate. SCORE 146
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Cats are jerks. SCORE 157
Trollololo! SCORE 151
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
2pactopus SCORE 113
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
Going home for vacation SCORE 14
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 240
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20