
rainbow road is a solid metaphor for life, honestly SCORE 14

exactly how i ordered it SCORE 16

a totally normal seat SCORE 11

okay just one more thing SCORE 5

everything beagle SCORE 1

yes they are SCORE 7

future track star SCORE 15

what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 12

sleep makes no difference SCORE 27

otherwise i’m falling asleep SCORE 11

merriam webster should sue! SCORE 15

spirit animal SCORE 8

friday is perfect actually SCORE 24

20 times and i swear i’m done SCORE 8

bread and dirt and poems SCORE 15

mooooo SCORE 15

it’s perfect SCORE 19

we’re both lying SCORE 20

what is this, pants? SCORE 21

excuse me, this is America SCORE 13

is this satire? SCORE 14

40 is the new 80 SCORE 21

we dare you SCORE 10

you made a powerful enemy that day SCORE 10

while i eat popcorn SCORE 11

just pure energy SCORE 10

don’t kill my vibe SCORE 15

onward, steed! SCORE 13

duck! SCORE 11

cramps SCORE 8

accidental beauty SCORE 30

be kind, peanut butt SCORE 13