How did Barack propose to Michelle? SCORE 8
Drove by one of the best billboard ads I’ve ever seen this morning. SCORE 110
So smooth SCORE 12
I just wanna pet it SCORE 131
"We buy any car" SCORE 10
Hello darkness, my old friend SCORE 195
Calm down, Jessica SCORE 149
Having children SCORE 2
That’s the domain you decided to go with? SCORE 75
Bodies from Pompeii. SCORE 103
Important SCORE 12
When guys think their hair is long enough for a man bun. SCORE 136
My favorite verse of the Old Testament SCORE 89
Illegal possession of firearms. SCORE 127
Then and now SCORE 136
Found this at my local Target… SCORE 104
Yes, please. SCORE 134
Complete defeat SCORE 139
Finally… SCORE 13
Why we are friends SCORE -5
Most American things SCORE 5
A passive aggressive comic. SCORE 9
First world problems SCORE 12
Ivanka likes the memes SCORE 8
Larry David takes his daughter to tour every Civil War battlefield SCORE 127
Pretty Serious SCORE 14
Truth About Happiness SCORE 110
I’m not a volcano SCORE 59
It Was Worth A Try SCORE 86
The rules of karaoke SCORE 79
Don’t worry about the people who aren’t happy for you. SCORE 12
I feel IT SCORE 7
