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Awesome News For Some People SCORE 10

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Oops, I spilled water all over my face… SCORE 157

The Logistics of Santa Claus SCORE -4

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea SCORE 145

4 minutes, 33 seconds SCORE 199

Head lice SCORE 110

For Those Who Say Women Are The Weaker Gender SCORE 13

The funny thing is… it’s so true SCORE 90

Next call: "Mom, don't freak out, but I'm in the morgue…" SCORE 176

I want to learn sign language now SCORE 183

Apparently I’ve Been Cleaning It Wrong My Whole Life SCORE 118

How We Call Crippling Snowstorms SCORE 83

Matthew Lewis SCORE 115

Poor babies SCORE 13

This sweater wins all the ugly sweater awards SCORE 8

Hole in a net SCORE 130

Anderson Cooper everybody. SCORE 105

I'm Not Mad, I'm Just Disappointed SCORE 121

If You Ever Feel Sad… SCORE 10

Lumberjack Cake SCORE 127

Respect to these guys SCORE 192

Having Your Period SCORE 6

College be like SCORE 166

If I had a dollar for every time SCORE 167

Literally just got done revising and re-bullshitting my resume for a job at my university. SCORE 172

He Was 16 When The Nuclear Bombs Exploded in Japan SCORE 12

A Butcher’s Take On Vegan People SCORE 13

When will Tumblr stop ruining my childhood SCORE 13

I can totally relate to this SCORE 147

Every kid’s first shank SCORE 14