one is never an option SCORE 9
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 1
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 13
not my problem if you have a problem SCORE 29
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
boom SCORE 11
glucose guardian SCORE 12
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 13
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
i’ll have the soup of the night SCORE 17
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -3
til death do us part SCORE 20
therapy burn SCORE 26
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
enter my what now? SCORE 26
a traditional dish from pompeii SCORE 10
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
realizing no one was listening was the hard part SCORE 33
have you met eric yet? SCORE 49
the astley paradox SCORE 18
dreams are fun SCORE 26
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
one mimosa and you’ll be right as rain SCORE 19
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 12
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 22
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 16
not a high success rate SCORE 24
guilty on all charges SCORE 14
fancy af SCORE 9
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 24
