
one is never an option SCORE 9

the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 1

i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 13

not my problem if you have a problem SCORE 29

you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29

boom SCORE 11

glucose guardian SCORE 12

putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24

how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 13

at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24

i’ll have the soup of the night SCORE 17

worth the gas. would eat SCORE -3

til death do us part SCORE 20

therapy burn SCORE 26

like tears in the rain SCORE 2

enter my what now? SCORE 26

a traditional dish from pompeii SCORE 10

and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9

let the hate flow through you SCORE 21

realizing no one was listening was the hard part SCORE 33

have you met eric yet? SCORE 49

the astley paradox SCORE 18

dreams are fun SCORE 26

i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17

one mimosa and you’ll be right as rain SCORE 19

you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 12

hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 22

i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 16

not a high success rate SCORE 24

guilty on all charges SCORE 14

fancy af SCORE 9

leaning tower of politeness SCORE 24